Love how female pop stars still think its ‘seksie’ & ‘provocative’ to do ‘lesbian’ kisses in their pop videos. Snore. #wakemeupwhenitsover

Be your own inspiration. Dont listen to people who say ‘dont’. Most people are scared to do what they love.

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.

Getting plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons is a childish way to live and is for the fearful and the weak. I have lost admiration for my childhood idols. People who claim to be ‘mavericks’ & strong-willed but who are not. You cannot rely on shock-tactics and beauty forever.

Would a world without small talk be better or worse? Is it the glue of companionship or wasted breath?

Do U ever think “what if this bus/taxi driver happens to be total mentalist & decides to just careen off a bridge?”. Its so pick of the draw

Would u prefer to be a baby that talked like an adult or an adult who could talk but crawled & moved around like a massive, oversized baby?

If the dress is torn, is the illusion over?

SOMETIMES I make myself really thirsty on purpose, just so I can down a bottle of water in one go & crush it in my hand like a hero.

You never sing for love, you never have a heart to mend, because before the start begins, you always see the end.

Real eyes realize real lies.

“The greatest mistake anyone could make would be to do nothing because he could only do a little.

To do something and to do it again, from morning till evening, then to dream it again.

“Some people can have fun without alcohol. In Finland, we can have alcohol without fun”.

“When I’m single, all I see is happy couples.. And when I’m taken, all I see is happy singles”

“Prediction for 2011: Same shit. Different shovel.”

Perhaps a leopard can change her spots after all.

My whole life is an attempt to not look desperate.

Sometimes i think “i have so many people in my head, i’m getting confused which one’s me & which one’s are just extras in my dramatic life”

I am NOT drunk. I have just been so absolutely amazing at hiding the crazy for 1 long arse year. I needed people to buy my records without wincing, you know? play it safe, dont be crazy, tesco wont stock you, dont put a dick on the album cover etc

I am NOT just gonna bow down & pay $8.00 to some crisps brand THAT uses Comic SANS as their font. NO.

Need to marry someone called Juan so I can tell him “You’re juan in a million!” every morning.

I am so happy though. I have done everything I said I wouldn’t. And am glad I did b/c I’m not a class A bitch anymore.

Meet Marilyn http://twitpic.com/6qlswv hOW dare you all say she is toy. I bought her from v kind man outside Hamley’s

Nothing like grey fog to warm your suicidal cockles up

drivethispieceofjunkdowntomexico:

you are so annoying
just shut up

stop complaining

your life is perfectly okay.

you’re hurting everyone you know. 

@thevlv #messagestosafran who was your blair that broke your heart and why are you punishing us for it?

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran Why not just make love to a waffle iron instead?

@thevlv #messagestosafran at least your cabbage patch kid will never leave you.

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran Was Cecily von Ziegesar your Blair? Is that why you’re destroying her creation?

@thevlv #messagestosafran is the dan/blair sex episode an autobiographical one? Was it really THAT bad?

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran Your mum.

@thevlv #messagestosafran your face.

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran Your storyline is so crap, the Bible has better continuity.

@thevlv #messagestosafran your storylines are so old, game of thrones is more up to date.

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran Your storyline is so flat, even Blair’s hair has more volume.

@thevlv #messagestosafran even Louis’ accent makes more sense that your storyline.

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran Your storyline is so cheap, even Jack Bass wouldn’t do it.

@thevlv #messagestosafran bring vanessa back, the show was so much more exciting with her(!) 

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran Marcus banging his stepmother was sexier than your OTP #burn

@thevlv #messagestosafran you should become like lily and Rufus’s son: forgotten about and pretty much non existent.

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran Make like Blair’s baby and never bother to appear.

@thevlv #messagestosafran remember when chuck and blair were NEVER friends? They barely had any contact with each other!

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran Remember when you failed? EPICALLY? AT EVERYTHING?

@thevlv #messagestosafran but its okay, the only people watching your show anymore are those who watch it for nate’s plot.

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran You are the Git who Stole Chairmas.

@thevlv #messagestosafran or the nightmare on ship street.

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran You make the angels cry.

@thevlv #messagestosafran your storyline is so bad that it makes the cybermen feel.

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran Your storylines make Doctor Who into Doctor No.

@thevlv #messagestosafran your existence put drogo in a coma.

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran You make Housewives Desperate.

@thevlv #messagestosafran you make the cast of shameless, shameful.

@alicebeth1 #MessagesToSafran Your mum’s mum.

@thevlv #messagestosafran you smell.

@alicebeth1 #MessagestoSafran U-G-L-Y, your scripts ain’t got no alibi.

@thevlv #messagestosafran 2, 4, 6, 8… your script sucks worse than my rhyming.

You KNOW what I’m like. You KNOW that if you describe your perfect girl as someone who is like me, and act completely nicer than how you usually act, and blaghfjkdhgd, I’m going to assume you LIKE ME. And you actually told me who you used to like and now you say that you’re starting to fall for someone else… you could say who that girl is but you’re leaving it out?????

gfjklkd. I don’t WANT you to like me but I DO. If you do like me nothing can happen between us - or can it? I DONT KNOW JACKIE HELP ME I’M SO CONFUSED.

Okay.

Rational.

He sent me this yesterday after I asked him what his perfect girl would be (hey, I was just curious - we were asking loads of questions and that was the only one I could think of):

“Has to be brown hair (like me). Can’t be a stick, I like curves (like me). Good size tits (and he’s complimented my tits before). If they are a little taller than me I don’t mind as I am a little short (I’m a little taller than him - like an inch or something). Good smile (he’s complimented my smile before). Can’t smoke (i don’t). Confidence is good, I like someone who knows they look good (me). Someone that is flirty (definitely me) and likes a laugh (me) and a good time (sort of me?). Have to have a sense of humour (MEEEE). Really just someone I can feel myself around (MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE).”

OKAY????

hjfkhgfjdsk

helppppppppp why am i so incoherent about himmmmmmmmmm

And you told me not to apologise so I’m not going to apologise. FUCKYOU.

A: Age. 17.
B: Where I’m from. South East England.
C: Where I would like to live. London or Paris.
D: Favourite food. Nachos, Ritz Crackers, Korma, BACON.
E: Religion. Catholic. 
F: Sexual orientation. Straight.
G: Single/Taken. Single.
H: Favourite book. Harry Potter. Or TFIOS. Or a million others that don’t come to mind right now.
I: Eye colour. Brown.
J: Favourite movie. Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Easy A, FWB, Chalet Girl, Scott Pilgrim, 500 Days.
K: Favourite TV show. Gossip Girl (not including the 2nd half of season 5 - I haven’t watched it, nor do I plan to).
L: Favourite band/singer. TPR, Coldplay… Check my last.fm. 
M: My best friend’s name. Oliver :) 
N: Favorite day of the year. MY BIRTHDAY. August 11th, btw.
O: Favourite colour. Purple.
P: If I have any pets and name. N/A
Q: What I’m listening to right now. Princess of China - I’m vidding to it.
R: Last movie I’ve watched. UMMM. Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants.
S: What’s my ringtone. Blair Waldorf’s.
T: Favourite male character from a TV show. Charles Bartholomew Bass. 
U: Favourite female character from a TV show. Blair Cornelia Waldorf.
V: What does my name mean. Tumblr? Quote from TFIOS. Actual? ”my God is an oath” 
W: Favourite superhero. HAS to be Spiderman.
X: Celebrity crush. Too many to count.
Y: My birthday. August 11th. 

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? 

It was my best friend, so I bloody well hope so.

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

Obviously as 18 years old is the same school year as me. :) 

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

Ummm… All the time? Do I have to be feeling those feelings about the same thing? Idk. 

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

Have done. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I can’t help it.

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

Oh god yes. I think most of my friends would be happier if I never spoke to Olly ever again…

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

Hmm. Not that I can remember…

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

Blue vest top, bra pants socks skinny jeans, earrings, tfios band, the hectic glow band, gambia 2011 band.

8. How often do you listen to music?

ALL THE TIME.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

Jeans.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

Yupp. Hopefully by then I’ll be university-ing. 

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

Bit of both, depending on the company.

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

Never kissed anyone.

13. What about ‘R’?

Ditto.

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

Idk what the British equivalent of that is? And no.

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

Depends who.

16. Are you going out of town soon?

Grr. I was supposed to be going to London on Tuesday but I have to work instead D:

17. When was the last time you cried?

Last night? Maybe? No wait. This morning, at Malo perfection.

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

Everyone who I’ve ever loved knows that I loved them. It’s almost impossible for me to get over someone without.

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

Green would be cute.

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

Olly and probably Patch. 

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

It was sunny but I didn’t get to enjoy it.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

I suppose. It’s a bit platonic though. I prefer neck. Kiss my neck and hgfjksghdfjkl unf/hng ness occurs.

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

Nope.

24. What are you sitting on right now?

My chair. 

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

Jackie on occasions… Olly sometimes. Becky… yeah.

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Story of my fucking life.

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

Teehee. Olly… ;)

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

I never used to but I do now. I blame work.

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

Dorothy Perkins.

30. Does anyone hate you?

Quite possibly.

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

Nupp.

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

Nupp.

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

Yeah… :L I’ll never do it though.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

None of them.

35. Did you have a dream last night?

Nupp.

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Olly… last week at some point?

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

No.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I hope so… 

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Well hopefully Olly, as he promised to come over at some point.

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

Yes.

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

No.

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

Yupp. Free lessons rock.

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Olly :D also Becky. And James.

44. What’s the best part about school?

Seeing people :L

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

I do indeed.

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

No point, we won’t get told off if we talk :L

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Yupp.

48. Were you single over the last summer?

Sort of. I couldn’t get with anyone because Olly got jealous, and vice versa.

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

I’m still in love with Patch? Still bff’s with Becky? But not really.

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

Revising :(

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

Olly nomnomnom

52. Are you nice to everyone?

I’m nice to people who deserve it. 

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Story of my fucking life :L

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I can’t last for 6 months in a relationship full stop. 

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

Depends on the person I’m trying to hide it from.

56. Do you think you like someone?

I like lot’s of people…

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

Nope. No kissing. 

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

Boys. You get to flirt like crazy and it’s less complicated.

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

Yupp. 

60. Do you hate anyone?

Nope.

61. How’s your heart?

Beating… 

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

Um. That I went out with James?

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

Indeed.

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

I don’t care to find out.

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

Blue.

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

…

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

No.

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

No…

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

My mother.

70. How do you look right now?

Look at my youtube video and you’ll find out ;)

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

I don’t know. I have different selves.

72. Can you commit to one person?

I have no idea.

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

Ollyyyyy.

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

Yes.

75. Did you wake up cranky?

No, just tired.

76. Are you a jealous person?

Depends on the person.

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

I hope so.

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

I would say my ex boyfriend. Ask me last night and I would’ve said Olly.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

Olly. Also Patch. 

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

Go to church.

81. Last person you cried in front of?

My Dad.

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

Olly. Becky.

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

Depends which one ;)

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

Fucking. 

85. Are you over your past?

Mmmmaybe.

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

Yeee.

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

Nope.

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

NO.

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

…

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Olly. Patch. Tommy. James. Jack. EVERYSINGLEGUYI’VEEVERLIKED.

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

No.

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

My dad :D

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

Ew. Unless you mean on the cheek, then my brother :L

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

No.

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

Sort of… depends which one ;)

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

It was Crabbe. So no.

97. Who do you have texts from?

Patch, Hayley, Dad, Facebook, Becky, Crabbe, Twitter.

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I would be happy for them. Because it would mean that they FINALLY trusted me with a secret.

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

…

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

No one :D

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

…

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

Many people.